My Regular Daily Homosexual Lifestyle

wakeup and kiss my wife

make pancakes for our daughter

wake up our daughter

make lunch and pack it in our daughter’s lunch box/bag

remind our daughter to finish eating her breakfast

take a shower

get dressed

look in mirror (sometimes I forget about this part)

remind our daughter to get dressed and stop reading books and playing with toys

brush our daughter’s hair and continue reminding her to get ready

point to the clock and say, “you only have 5 minutes left before we’re leaving for school!”

check email/facebook/twitter in those 5 minutes

walk daughter to school (unless my wife drops her off)

sometimes stay at her school for their “morning circle” of all the kids and teachers and staff

go to work via public transportation and/or walking

do work that makes money and pays taxes

txt my wife throughout the day

chat with my friends at the office

try not to forget to eat lunch

remember to return the library books

wonder what we can make for dinner and try to remember what’s in the fridge

do work that makes money and pays taxes

pickup daughter from school (unless my wife picks her up)

make dinner and cocktails

maybe, just maybe, get a chance to chat with my wife in between requests from our daughter

make a bath for our daughter and help her get ready for bed

catchup on email/facebook/twitter while she’s in the bath

fold laundry while she’s in the bath

play piano

read books to our daughter

my wife helps our daughter get to sleep at night

read a book, read various news sites, watch a movie, make food for the next day, make lists like this one

kiss my wife

sleep

repeat

(In previous post there’s the text of an email sent to me from a pastor of a church which references the church not affirming a “homosexual lifestyle”)